ha ha sheff utd - hope you dont even make the play off final

that and we stay up - at least wthen e can have something to be glad about.

 

Us to stay up, the blunts to get **** all and Newcastle to get relegated - perfect.

 

I hope that they get to the final, lose with a last minute penalty, and Morgan misses out because...

he gets a straight red card in the semi-final for use of the elbow.

It would be best if Sheffield United dominated throughout as well and 'deserved' to win.

I would love that.

 

I'd prefer them to make the final

...and then lose in heartbreaking, last minute curler from David Hopkins 20 yards out style. Bit more money wasted for their fans on another fruitless trek to Wembley/Cardiff

 

RE: I hope that they get to the final, lose with a last minute penalty, and Morgan misses out becaus

Even better if the score is 5-4 on pens and Morgan the ****** steps up to take the fifth penalty with his fecking pigeon chest puffed out and his carpet layers arms and skies it into row Z. Perfect.

 

or why not go for the classic, but enduring...

Own goal.

Cross swung in, Morgan jumps - just jostling for position like - and tries to head it clear of his own bar, but accidentally puts it in the back of the net like Trevor Aylott against man city. Stunned silence in Sheffield echoes into eternity. They lose 1-0.

Laugh? I'm not sure I'd survive it.

 

I'd pay good money for that - a 90th minute own goal by tossbag Morgan. Seeing him and Blackwell gutted would be priceless.

 

Ditto

 

Ok then, if we're all going to Fantasy Island for our Jollies...

Blunts drawing 0-0 after 29 minutes of extra-time. They get a corner. It skims of Super-thug's head and goes over the bar. Penalties. 5-4 to Burnley/Cardiff/Reading (whoever) and up steps Dangerous Brian who skies it into Row Z. Blunts stay down, Blackwell fumes, Morgan cries and BH is denounced as a piece of Dingle **** by the Bumble Lane faithful!

We can but dream!