Dreamt that we won 2-1 tonight. Nardi scored and Stan. Stans was a belter from the edge of the box. Hope it comes true!!
I had a dream last night, too Mine involved Nurse Gladys. <img src ="http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/08/02/openallhours_4_396x222.jpg"> The sexiest woman ever. FACT. (bustin)
Wish I'd had a dream But you have to be asleep to dream .... Not wishing to bang on about my back injury or owt, (Cos I know that you never go on & on about ailments). BUT If these tablets don't kick in soon I might start moaning. :'( Tell Laura this weeks MF category is:- “Gorgeous & Funny, Comedians who do it for you”.
You spent the night Moaning and groaning ? It's a good job Ian's not on line !! I can't think of anyone for your MF category. How about large breasted, half naked females ?
Ha ha NO semi naked females will not help. A massage from a fit bloke might help. Where's the yellow pages........... :$
A giraffe is the only living thing That you can bum and kiss on the lips at the same time - FACT</p> Its out on its own since the diplodocus became extinct around 5 years ago.</p>
What about an owl they can turn their heads all the way around. They haven't got much in the way of lips like.
You answered your own question Jay And I've studied this.</p> I went on Trident (work Experience) to Pets corner a few years ago.</p>
F uck.</p> Due to my scarediness of reptiles I didn't go in the reptile section.</p> B*ll*cks I'll have to go back.</p> My study has flaws.</p>
And also long bendy sausage dogs, you can bum em and kiss em at the same time. But only until they're about 9 and a half when their hips start to go
Tip for you Don't go onto google images and type '******* snakes'. Instead of seeing a silly cartoon of a man ******* a snake like you were hoping to find, you'll see a photo of some poor lass with a snake up her lovely person.
Mine was that my chimney got struck by lightning! So out of the two I hope it's yours that comes true!
