Had abit of a strange moment tonight...

Went in the manky bogs in the West Stand. Well I was having a wee against the wall, when who did I see pissing it up the wall, only John Dennis. Just made me think a few years it was all prawn sarnies for him and now here he is with me, pissing outside in the freezing cold. Fair play John, glad to see you still come down and rough it with the rest of us. Couldnt see Ken Bates going back to Chelsea and doing that. Nice one John.

 

Less of the manky.......

 

Did he say

sorry but I fecked it up big style and here's how...

Further going on to offer to present himself in the stocks, on the pitch, in front of the ponte for 1 hour before the pigs home game, providing an ample supply of his very own rotten toms to chuck at him??

When he has the B*ll*cks to do so he'll get my sympathy and thanks.

 

Them bogs have a great history. Been going in there for 25 years. I love it that they are the way they are.

 

RE: Did he say

Yeah I think he said summat like that

 

Went in on Saturday for a quick piss. It was 2.40 and empty. Walked around the corner and the smell hit me. I gagged.Gave them a miss tonight and while sat in the Upper West towards the end I just peed myself so I wouldnt have to go in again to the Geddis memorial lavs. I might change to John Beresford memorial floodlights.

 

I thought

The John Beresford money went on that steel wall that splits the area behind the West Stand in two.

 

Dont I like it. You should have come in it was very steamy, like a Roman Baths with all the evaporating piss. Having said that, it means Ive been breathing in piss. Im off upstairs to make myself sick!

 

Has anybody got any stories of being overwhelmed by the stench of **** while we are on the subject?

 

How big is his

fruit & veg business these days?