Half time entertainment

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  1. funnyfella23

    funnyfella23 Well-Known Member

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    Wasn't raised in discussion with Don, but I sighed when I saw academy lads carting those goals out.

    Need something better even if just return to Ora Penalty Shoot Out with Toby in goal messing about.
     
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    This was discussed other wk on here. I'm still up for a half time boob off where we get 3 bang tidy birds to show off there breasticles in the centre circle then get the fans to cheer for who's got the best pair, we'd pull in fans left right and centre.

    Anyone else think this is a good idea?
     
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    One of the better ones was when they let under 10s etc have a mini games.
     
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    We can go further than that.

    3 of your 'bang tidy birds' showing off their 'breasticles' in the centre circle with close ups shown on the new giant scoreboard and fans can text in to a premium rate number for their winner with live voting also shown on the board. We'll make a bloody fortune.
     
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    What about getting George Michael to mime a song we've never heard then let him hang around in the toilets for the whole of the second half no questions asked?
     
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    Then for last home game of season we could have a 'big bangers of the season off' just think of how many dirty old men we'd attract, our crowds could soon be 16000 +

    Gally tha required to put this new idea to thi mate, don.
     
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    Hosted by our very own Big Lil.

    For night matches could we have an x rated version because its after the watershed? Barnsley Babestation. Watch Lisa from Lundwood take it up the players tunnnel and call 0870 696969 now to speak to dirty Doris from Cudworth live from back seat of the team coach.
     
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    Now your talking. I hope the marketing guys from oakwell are reading this, it could really put us on the footballing map
     
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    Maybe that's why Keef signed Ben Alnwick due to his background in porn.

    Up this week, Alnwick does Anal (giving not taking of course). Next week Hassell takes a random fan up on the offer of shagging his wife. All on the big screen.
     
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    We could even start producing movies to sell in club shop. Our profits could go through the roof.
     
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    It's a bit much calling the present crap 'entertainment'. False advertisement springs to mind; be careful Don :)
     
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