Half Time Entertainment

My legal team have been in touch.
It seems my "Half-time Hookers" proposal may have some issues.
Luckily I have a back-up plan, as I'm ace.

The idea is this:
Have you seen the film "The Running Man"?
It's a bit like the Hunger Games, but decades before & not for girls.
Anyway - I propose we speak to the Police & get them to round up some local burglars, sex pests, Hemsworth Tyke etc.
Then we find their victims & arm them with weapons constructed from items in the club shop.
The "baddies" are released onto the pitch at half time.
If they can avoid their victims until the players come back out then they win a pint & a pie.

Come on.
It's a winner.

#TFPforBFC