Hammered for first 30 mins

then Macca into middle and.... WTF!!

They had to go long ball and we looked a footballing side.

Risky going 3 5 2 but what a risk!

5 glorious penalties (apparently) I had someones cap over my eyes for Maccas

Good evenings entertainment and great company tho I'm not deaf in my left ear from someones incessant rabbiting on ff

Good to meet you TM. You must be deaf in the right ear.ff

 

i felt most confident with maccas with his placement

 

Good grief! You sobered up quickly by half time? BTW...

When someone offers, in a gentlemanly way, to look after your drinks for you..... look a bit closer at who it is?

 

RE: Good grief! You sobered up quickly by half time? BTW...

Sorry love, but you gotta admit I hade em well handled!

 

Who "well handled" you?!!!!

Never touched her, yer honour!

 

OR....

There's nowt like a lass with one in her mouth!!!!!!

 

LOL... I was untouched by human hands

and typical int it 3 blokes all go to the loo together

 

TOGETHER!!!!!!

We need to name and shame!!!

 

RE: OR....

and 3 in her hands

 

Gives "Half-time show" a whole new lease of life!!!!!