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  1. Isl

    Isle of Wight Tyke Active Member

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    I've decided to take it upon myself to make today a positive post day. Anybody posting something negative will be sent a virus in the post. From Dirk probably.

    I'll start the ball rolling with a few:

    1. Hayes is going to come good
    2. Rob Knowles is a great ambassador for BFC and the official site is almost perfect
    3. TFP is funny
    4. Jay has lovely hair
     
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  2. Gue

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    More importantly ...

    ... I have ordered a big pie for dinner.
    And it's neither fish or hairy.

    I also feel very positive today.

    The sun is out,
    Gaz's drink is blue,
    The M1's shut,
    Cos it's covered in goo.
     
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  3. Isl

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    I've decided to come out TFP

    I'm Batman. (not the camp one from the 70's)

    It's a new tactic. I know traditionally batman keeps his identity secret. But it's a double bluff.

    Nobody will believe me and I can take the mental pressures of living a double life away through openess and honesty. So here goes:

    Hi everyone.......I'm batman.
     
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    RE: I've decided to come out TFP

    Is that a true fact from nearly the horses mouth?
     
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  5. Gue

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    I'm also positive

    Our lass is at work</p>

    The kids are at school</p>

    I have the house to myself</p>

    And a fridge full of beer</p>
     
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  6. Isl

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    RE: I've decided to come out TFP

    that post has some negative hints to it oxford red. Don't make me fly up there in my silent plane and throw a sharp thing into the wall near you and pull it a bit and knock you out from behind with a small piece of said wall.

    Thus avoiding death....like the A team used to.

    It's all about reasonable force you know.
     
    Isle of Wight Tyke, Dec 9, 2005
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  7. Gue

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    Really?

    I bet most of the crime happens in mainland England ... so I assume you have to take the Batmobile across on the ferry, or summat.
    Do they simply charge you the fair for a car? - or owing to the size of the aforementioned rocket powered vehicle - maybe they charge you for a caravan?

    I'm not Batman.
    But I do wear tights.
    At the weekend.
     
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  8. Isl

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    RE: I'm also positive

    that's just lovely.

    Merry Christmas
     
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  9. Gue

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    RE: I've decided to come out TFP

    I have the mother in law coming round for Christmas dinner. Could I please borrow some of your Shark repellant spray please Batman.</p>

    I'm a big fan of yours.</p>

    How's Alfred these days?</p>
     
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  10. Isl

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    RE: Really?

    Yes thanks to my efforts, crime is almost eliminated on the Isle of Wight. Hence the commute in my jet powered boat.

    It's a regional service with franchise opportunities.
     
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  11. Gue

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    What's in your belt?

    I've got fluff in mine - beat that.

    Oh no ... that's my belly button, but it's still pretty impressive I'm sure you'll agree.

    Thwaaakkkk!!!!!
     
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  12. Isl

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    RE: What's in your belt?

    obviously at the moment I don't have 'that belt' on. I'm in slacks and a nice jumper walking round an art gallery......with my pda

    when I have it on, there's loads of stuff.

    Fruit pastels mainly though.
     
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  13. Isl

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    RE: I've decided to come out TFP

    sorry. It doesn't exist. Don't believe everything you see on telly.

    Alfred's fine thanks
     
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  14. Gue

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    RE: What's in your belt?

    But I thought Fruit Gums were your favoured choice.</p>

    Have i got it wrong?</p>
     
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  15. Gue

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    Franchise?

    So you charge Robin & Batgirl for the use of it?
    I always knew there was something not right about Batman.
    Single bloke with all that money at his age ... close to his Butler ... and likes dressing is figure hugging lycra.

    It's just wrong on a stick.
     
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  16. Gue

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    RE: Franchise?

    The prejudice shown against sngle blokes living alone with 'different' lifestyles is abhorrent.
     
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  17. Isl

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    RE: Franchise?

    I got rid of robin it wasn't working out. He looked far too gay and I have a reputation to uphold, as well as justice.

    Anyway he's currently hanging off the side of a sea wall somewhere kicking his feet like mad trying to get the gulf stream working properly.

    He's a bit naive.

    Batgirl. That's a different story....she's a fox.

    Stop me when it gets complicated.
     
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  18. Gue

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    RE: Franchise?

    Wrong on a stick?</p>

    Is that why he changed from lycra to rubber?</p>
     
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  19. Gue

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    Right then.

    So how do you choose who is suitable for your Batman Franchise?
    Do you interview them & get them to do a practical - such as getting a cat out of a tree?

    It is getting complicated.

    Are you doing the Batdance right now?
     
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  20. Gue

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    RE: Right then.

    Batdance?.....there's a Batdance?</p>

    Anyone got a step by step diagram?</p>
     
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