"Old Men Who Smell Of Piss" Is this the boozer you're at http://www.itchylondon.co.uk/venue/187488/Ye-Olde-Axe.html
This Review Is More Apt For What You're Saying A warm welcome is promised by this traditional East End London strip pub where you will find a friendly atmosphere, a wide range of beers, spirits and soft drinks, an, of course, the Axe`s inimitable striptease dancers. With its incredible decor of wood panelling, ornate plastered ceiling, numerous brass lamps and red alcoves, Ye Olde Axe is a classic Victorian pub open from noon ‘til late.
They better not do Coz I've been turned down for it at least 3 times in the past. Will always remember the night before the playoff final choosing a Brazilian in red underwear - it was a sign of things to come!