<h2>Penis-pump Hartog crashes into bus</h2><h3 class="Standfirst">Auto-sex-dwarf pile-up.</h3><div class="Byline">By Lester Haines <small class="MoreByAuthor">? More by this author</small></div><div class="Date">Published Tuesday 12th September 2006 13:57 GMT</div><div id="Body"> A Barnsley driver who ignored a give way sign and crashed into a bus was subsequently extracted from his car unconscious, half naked, and "with a vacuum pump on his penis", Channel 4 reports.</p> The unnamed 35-year-old was driving his converted Ford focus Popemobile in the Yorkshire town of Barnsley when the accident occurred. Police officer Reg Snapper told Channel 4 "It's very likely the dirty Barsteward had auto-sex while driving: it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it [the pump] was placed on his penis."</p><div class="Ad" id="MidArticleSlot"><script type="text/javascript"></script><script src="http://ad.uk.doubleclick.net/adj/reg.internet.4159/wildwildweb;pos=middle;vc=int.wildwildweb;vc=odd.letters;vc=mob.devices;vc=tel.broadband;vc=mob.front;vc=tel.front;vc=odd.entertainment;ptype=article;site=uk;maid=;test=false;sz=336x280;tile=3;ord=5902580947831002?" type="text/javascript"></script> <noscript /></div> Unsurprisingly, Snapper added: "I've never seen anything like this, nor has my wife."</p> </p></div>