Has anyone been out with a girl and...

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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    asked to buy her pants?

    Just wondering like.
     
  2. Gue

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    Normally just pinch them.
     
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    What do you do with them?
     
  4. Gue

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    when are you going to tell your story then?

    how come the dissapearing act?

    we want answers from our favourite eye bloke.

    'we' is also just me. i'm nosey like that.
     
  5. Gue

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    RE: What do you do with them?

    Smell them, wnak into them, then catalogue them in chronological and size order. And by how many clock springs are left in there.

    Hi kids.
     
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    Everyone needs a hobby
     
  7. Gue

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    RE: when are you going to tell your story then?

    Safety first.
     
  8. Gue

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    you are an evil man Mr Hartog

    That has only managed to make me more curious. I don't mean bi curious either, sorry Jay.
     
  9. Jay

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    funny you should mention that

    You haven't got one of those superted outfits have you?
     
  10. Gue

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    i have indeed
     
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    RE: i have indeed

    it looks a bit like this [img=http://www.barnsleyfc.org.uk/bbs/profile/get-photo.asp?memberid=529&type=profile]
     
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    You'll have to wear it some time
     
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    kinky

    I could run along the front of the ponty end and get a standing ovation like elvis did.
     
  14. Gue

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    Why buy them?

    Just ask! They normally give them to you because they think it will keep you thinking about them!
     
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    RE: Why buy them?

    So a smelly pair of knickers is supposed to be a nice reminder? Strange, if you ask me.
     
  16. Gue

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    RE: Why buy them?

    Reminds me of the time my beloved found a suspender belt in the car.
     
  17. Gue

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    Normally they smell of sex!

    It's E.I.Addio who normall chooses the one with skid marks on. Actually he's got a whole room full of mens Y fronts!
     
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    did she wrap it round your neck?
     
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    RE: Normally they smell of sex!

    Purple Paisley patterned too, I bet. And you're only jealous 'cos he never asked for a pair of yours.
     
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    RE: Oops

    No but i had to wear them for a few weeks.
     

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