Has anyone on here ever tried to eat their own head ?

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  1. Gue

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    Thinking of doing it this weekend, womdered if anyone had any tips.
     
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  2. Terry Nutkins

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    Its best to boil it first...

    As skulls are pretty difficult to penetrate especially when still attached to your body.</p>

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    Boiling it first will also make the membrane go liquid rather like a warm pork pie's jelly content.</p>

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    Have a look at justdelia.com for all head recipes.</p>
     
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  3. Gue

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    What about seasoning ?

    Watched Masterchef on UKTVsadtwat last night and they seem keen on seasoning. </p>

    Trouble is what if it gets in me eyes ?</p>
     
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    RE: What about seasoning ?

    Much better eating your own arse, with plenty of celery salt and tamarind paste.
     
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  5. Gue

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    It all depends on

    whether you are supple enough bend over that far
     
    Guest, Sep 28, 2007
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  6. Gue

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    Oh I'm supple

    Oh yes.</p>
     
    Guest, Sep 28, 2007
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  7. Gue

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    RE: What about seasoning ?

    Not had anyone trying to eat my arse since some pissed old bird had a go in Livingstones a while back.
     
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    Start by eating the contents of your nose....

    Then your ears. Then squeeze your spots and have that.</p>

    The rest follows naturally from there. On toast.</p>
     
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  9. Wes

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    Gonna have problems

    finding yer mouth!
     
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