has anyone seen my match flask, i lost it at the match

(Intro)
I don't know, dude ...
I think everyone's all jealous and **** cause I'm like, the lead singer of a bbs, dude ...
And I think everyone's got a f*ckin' problem with me dude ...
And they need to take it up with me after the Plymouth match
Because

(Chorus)
These stiffs don't even know the name of Pete Sands
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know they'll buy a hatmask
All because I have lost my match flask

(Verse 1- Ads)
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to Eaststander and I'm all like
What's up stiff, my names Hinchcliff
I'm the lead henchman , baby
They're all like Oh my God, it's Ads
Cazi, oh, my hes the cutest of the lads
I swear to feckin' God, dude, your mopeds phat
Please won't you please let me buy your hatmasks
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the barnsley gals
Throw their super red tykes shirts and their panties on stage
So likem every single night the Coachman picks a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like football knowledge rivalry
Cause he's in the changing room the next night with me
Dude, I just think you're trynna steal the light from me
Yesterday Dirk Hartog tried to pull a knife on me
Because I told him Tina Tykes my wife to be
This rockstar ****, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me b

(Chorus)
These stiffs don't even know the name of Pete Sands
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know they'll buy a hatmask
All because I have lost my match flask

My flask (repeated 8x)

(Verse 2- Scarfy)
You just wanna see a chipshot backwards, don't you
Hey Jay how come we don't rap on proto
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a team bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no, I'm Scarfy (oh, I thought you was Hartog)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cause my **** is lookin' smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see, it's simple but
All I did was read a Lars Leese book
So I'm more intect, trynna get back my match flask
Doin' jumpin' jacks while get whipped on my back

My flask (repeated 8x
Match flask (repeated 8x
Match flask (repeated 8x

 

FFS I hope you don't do this for a living???

I bet Snoop Dog is shitting himself!

(wnkr)

 

RE: FFS I hope you don't do this for a living???

what the f**k

 

before you skit

me you should show us your rap skillz.

 

RE: before you skit

Don't worry Ads, I might be mistaken, but I'm sure Tuffers thought redfearn was **** at football as well.

So what does he know eh?

 

RE: before you skit

is that what you were trying to do!?

 

RE: before you skit

wouldn't know a good rap if it came up and skitted him in the face

 

As it does

I've been skitted many a time.

By a wasp though.

 

No, not skitted

you're thinking of being rimmed

 

By the way Ads

Me is well touched up at getin some vrz

 

RE: before you skit

"Tuffers thought redfearn was **** at football as well."

Never, ever, ever said that!

Now who's talking ****?

You don't actually think Adam is anything but **** do you?

FFS... you've gone down in my estimation.(kissmyass)

 

RE: before you skit

(lol)

 

RE: before you skit

Rap skills?

Wot the ****?!!

(asshole)

 

skillz with a z

 

RE: skillz with a z

Your Mummy has just shouted you.

Go on... milk is ready!

(wnkr)

 

ZADOK - full analysis req'd on the above ... whatever it is?!

I thanku.

 

RE: before you skit

my mistake, someone on the early bbs used to be adamant (not of ant rap fame)..

I'm disappointed that Ad's has sold out a bit by trying to promote his hat masks, but he did over order, so he has loads to shift.,

no offence meant Tuffers.

 

at yer, not with yer

 

RE: at yer, not with yer

Don't you start!

(NOOO)

 

was it a different Tuffers who wrote......

.....when Redfearn was rumoured to be on his bike to Charlton, something along the lines of "please leave, Neil, Neil, orange peel"......?