can't blmae him for wanting to have his options open. could back fire if we do stay up and are in a postion to get someone else and we just let him go.
He's heard about the comet that will destroy the earth in 11 months Therefore a 12 month contract is somewhat long term.
Incorrect. He's got bum AIDS. Caught it from an Orangutan - that's why he's ginger. Monkey bum AIDS makes you dead in 13 months. He needs the final month to "make arrangements". Yes.
RE: Incorrect. That tart that's been running round giving promiscous partners AIDs after a string of one night stands.. Oh dear.
Ahem. You can't talk about Frank like that. That there fiddy kiddler who is currently on the news should be gang banged by bum AIDS riddled black men. Discuss.
RE: Ahem. The one who looks like David Walliams after a heavy night out. It may sound a little extreme - but I think they should cut his **** off & feed it to him. Call me old fashioned & all that. Ryanair to Southampton. Like catching the 226 to Thurnscoe.
RE: Ahem. You mean it'll be full of pissed old men and teenchavs sniffing glue ?</p> Excellent.</p> It should be minced before he eats it. Whilst still attached to him.</p>
RE: Ahem. Minced is too kind. He just dips it in the mincer (or "Jay" as it's more commonly known) & then it's gone. It should be put through a cheese grater ... for 19 hours. £39 return last year to Southampton. Spent £189 on ale though. Can't be bothered going for a piss. Might just do it here.