have the super red tykes ever had a player called Paul Handyside

he had a small red beard?

 

well, it was brown but had gingerish red specks in it, i seem to remember. it was one of the those beards that didn't go all the way round. sort of like a half beard that just covers the chin?

 

maybe it wasn't a beard

maybe he was eating a furry animal and half of it was hanging out of his mouth.

 

RE: maybe it wasn't a beard

yes that had crossed my mind but i am sure it happened on more than one occassion. i found that unlikely. its just i have designed a hat mask for him and i am just wondering whether or not to buy more red string for a half-beard.

 

or maybe

he'd got someone's ***** stuck to his face.