have you ever made a Twit of your self

Like i have just done,(well not really,cos nobody reads em)
im going to have mt eyes tested with
top class bloke on 22 dec

any way, when i was in the army
learning how to charge at a straw man
i was told you charge and scream as you go in
there were 30 of us doing this
when suddenly all was quiet except for Laughter from the edge of the of the area we were training
i stopped and looked
they were all watching me doing this
charging and yelling Barsteward at this straw dummy

on another occasion,we were zeroning our rifles
we went to the area where there were a dozen targets
about a hundre yards in lenght
and seperated 6 foot apart
i was waiting my turn
the chap in fron of me went for his target
when he came back it had no holes in it
Sureleyt he was not that bad a shot
NO he was not the lad next to him came with his target with 12 holes in it
I should not have laughed
my turn was next i aimed fired 6 rounds
Perfect i thought
BUT,when i went to my target, i had done the same thing
shoy at the next mans target
So to make sure we did it right
we had to wait till every one had done
and let me and him shoot on our own
oh yes we hit 6 times each
but they did not let us forget it for Quite some time

 

Me Personally.......NEVER

 

RE: Me Personally.......NEVER

well done,
thanks for reading
now you have

 

RE: then there was the time,with a full decker,

Yes i had not been long at the tracky,s
i was on the Gawber run,it was just before Nine am
the bus was full with the Tech people
i went the worng way,instead of Hudds road
i went up Regents stree
suddenly there was a banging and a shouting
have you ever tried turning a full decker on regents street when it was busy
i did not get away with it
i was reported
i was on the Carpet at the Depot next day


then of course there was the time
at the Coal face,
my first Stint at the Coal face
when the timber lads put Stemming(CLAY) for the shot firer
to put in the shot holes
when the chap next to me shouted stemming on BOB
i saw this big lump of yellow Clay
i grabbed it
it was a monday morning
it was a lump os real SH**
he had been out on the P the night before at top hose down the Dale
once again i was never allowed to forget it
and if ever come to town and there happens to be any left from that day
even in Tarn they shout STEMMING ON BOB

 

RE: then there was the tim i called the SGT Major a lovely person

Yes that was playing at Footy at Aldershot 1949
on the team sheet they do not put your Rank
i was the only Sapper in the team
NCO,s Officers,and of course the Seargant Major
during the game we were atticking i had passed the ball to this chap
i had made my i waited for his return pass
i shouted PART WEE IT C T
he did i scored
BUT
later in the week
I saw the chap with his big Stick
he had been waiting for me(OH YES)
he found something wrong with me
and put me behind the Biggest stack of spids youve ever seen