Have you ever, seen,something,and had you not,you would not have believed it

You mean, like Barnsley 3 Manchester United 2?

 

Yes, one day iwas visiting a friend here in Immingham
we were chatting in his garden shed,
when he suddenley ,said shush BOB,
and he then said,she is not here go to the House
astonished i looked at the shed door
and there was a THRUSH,
i watched the the Bird walk down the garden path
and stand the back door
where the Missus came out and fed the Bird
i tell you i saw it

 

RE: You mean, like Barnsley 3 Manchester United 2?

yes,thats was a good one
but millions saw it,I hope
thanks for reply

 

Not quite what I was thinking

I was thinking more along the lines of a midget dressed as a chicken!

 

RE: Not quite what I was thinking

Chuckle,Chuckle
get sharting for them reds sithee
Come On Barnsleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Once saw a kid walking down the street with one of those massive bars of Dairy Milk which you only get at Christmas and he was nibbling it from the corner.

 

I saw a bat

It was a big bat. A fruit bat. It was hanging upside down on some wire on its cage.

I watched the bat raise itself up and grab the wire with the claws on its wings. It suffled its way around until it was 'upright'. Then it had a good, long piss.

Then it turned itself back around until it was hanging by its feet again.

If it hadn't have made this manouvre, then it would have pissed down its chest.