have you seen thaat advert,the car inscurance one

That goes ,something like this
Bumped into a pal other day

didnt do much damage Blahh blah

But what if it went like this
Bumped into a paal other day

he only tipped over three times
iwent to phone an abulance

got lost

when i hot back they were just lifting out and putting him gently in the ambulance

a passer by said its a good job,there was an ambulamce passing at the time

Went to see him Hospital other day
took him some grapes

he was covered in bandages ,his legs held up with a
crane like thing
he was looking at me and trying hard to say something
he only had one eye
and i could see his teeth thro the bandages looked like the growling
couldnt tell what he was saying
the pins in his broken jaw
you could see he was trying to get at me
the tension in the wires holding hi broken arms
tho one is only broken in two places
and when i told him i had eaten his grapes
he gave a kind of grin
when i said ta ra ,the nurses had to hold him down
but im alright i got good cover
from the imallright jack,inscurance co

 

no ur not in the click bob
off u go

 

RE: thats funny!!

tha,s got same thingy number as me
ah well ,
another win to day
better than a Tablet
and bugger the side effects