Having a cr*p at work

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  1. Nor

    NorfolkRed Well-Known Member

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    Can't beat it, literally being paid to sh*t.

    Thoughts?
     
    NorfolkRed, Nov 1, 2022
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    Can't beat a good dump at work.
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    Just depends who and where you work tbh ,
    Having a **** whilst getting **** on isn’t much fun imo .
     
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    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    Never trust anyone who 5hits in their own time.
     
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    Its nice to give a sh it abart work.
     
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    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    Whose had a w@nk at work?
     
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    Time & motion..o_O
     
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    Just depends on what job you do, I wouldn"t fancy doing one in the gutter if I was a road sweeper !!
     
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    There used to be a chap where I worked who always switched the lights off if he saw that a cubicle was locked. The toilets had no natural light so it was pitch black when he did it. Had many a sh/t in the dark thanks to him.
     
    Simon De Montforte, Nov 1, 2022
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    If you’re in a large building the trick is to go to another floor’s washroom if you can. No awkward run ins with the boss or colleagues. Leave others with the stench. Guerilla pooping
     
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    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    I crap in the disabled toilet.
     
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    Get to blind side of belt if you know you know
     
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    I would rather drive home personally. In thirty odd years of work I think I can count on one hand the number of times I've had to go at work.
     
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    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    If I've got to go. I've got to go. However, I won't unload on a dirty toilet.
     
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    I've just emailed your employer and recommended this fine product.

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    I feel like I've not had a good day at work if I haven't had a dump here. It should be company policy if you ask me. Just not at the same time as me.
     
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    I did an induction for a job in the 90s. The guy doing the induction told me “there’s only one thing you need to know. Never **** on your own time”. He then took me down the pub all afternoon.

    Different times.
     
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    I recall back in the 1990s working for the National Rivers Authority having a consultant who was paid at £800 per day ( a large sum in those days), I always wondered how much it cost when she went to the bog. As an accountant I ought to have worked it out!
     
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