Health and Safety at Work question?

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  1. La Dent de Crolles

    La Dent de Crolles Well-Known Member

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    Whats the minimum quality of bog roll a company must supply.</p>

    The stuff we have at the moment is one step up from Izal, surely thats illegal!</p>
     
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    2nd hand Daily Mirror here. and they'll like it.
     
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    Apart from being provided on site

    .. I don't think that the slurpsorption qualities of work bog rolls are covered in the Shops, Offices and Factories Act. They also appear to have escaped the attention of the Eurocrats, who I am sure, would be only too pleased to set up a study on **** absorption standards if you emailed them.
     
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    RE: Apart from being provided on site

    If the EU ( and the snidey jobsworth ******* that enforce EU directives so enthusiastically in the UK ) wish to study various **** qualities, I'm going out for a Mexican meal on Thursday. I'll be sure to gorge on guacamole and then deposit the following morning's residue on their public funded desks.
     
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    RE: Apart from being provided on site

    ******* is allowed?
     
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    Excellent

    <font size="7">*******, *******, *******.</font>
     
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    RE: Apart from being provided on site

    TFP posts dunt he ?</p>



    Aye, surprised me like. As I once typed in masturbation and it scrubbed it.</p>
     
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    Same here, if they think it saves them money they should see how much of it is required to do the job.

    I didn't think single ply still existed outside the third world.
     
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    Wouldnt surprise me if we got "business special" roll.

    It truly is appalling.
     
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