Heart = Pump

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  1. shed131

    shed131 Well-Known Member

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    Just sat having a lazy 10 minutes and I got to thinking , the heart is basically a pump. Now imaging if the word heart hadn't been invented. The effect that would have had on the entertainment business. Songs would sound so different. Lol. Don't go breaking my pump, I couldn't if I tried. Pump beat why do you miss when my baby kisses me. Cilla would have sang ..... Anyone who had a pump would look at me and know that I loved him. Then there's tell it to my pump my achey breakie pump Even elvis sang about pump break hotel and his wooden pump. Debbie would have sang about pump of glass. There's loads wonder if any body is interested to post a few more lol
     
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    Artisan-baker-red Well-Known Member

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    Not a song, but can you imagine telling your lass, you love her with all your pump!
     
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    You would probably give her a pump attack!
     
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    stop being so pumpless

    hth
     
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    Fancy a pint this evening, might try the White Pump at Penistone
     
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    And going to Tynecastle to support the pumps. Ha ha very funny thread.

    The thought of the pumps fans singing their anthem, Pumps Pumps Glorious Pumps. FAF
     
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    Imagine having an achy breaky pump!
     
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    My Pump Will Go On.
     
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    Might have a game of cards - all pumps

    Not quite sure what to do though when the current Mrs Wilkojohnson sez get yer pumps on we're going for a walk
     
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    A pump by pass operation sounds painful!
     
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    I walked into the local confectioners and asked for some love pumps...
     
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    Re: Heart = Pump
    Not a song, but can you imagine telling your lass, you love her with all your pump!......love me with all of your pump that's all I ask for lol
     
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    Heart up the Jam
     
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    Thise sweets you could get...."Love-pumps"....

    ...fancy a lick??
     
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    shed131 Well-Known Member

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    Re: Thise sweets you could get...."Love-pumps"....

    Something's got a hold of my pump
     
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    Re: Thise sweets you could get...."Love-pumps"....

    Would have to re write an old public toilets joke.

    Here I sit broken pumped
    Paid a penny and only trumped.
     
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    shed131 Well-Known Member

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    Re: Thise sweets you could get...."Love-pumps"....

    ...... Lol
     
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