Heather Mills

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  1. Gue

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    Anybody see her scare the living **** out of Fiona Phillips ?</p>

    Quality. McCartney wants a medal like a bin lid for tackling that. And I've never liked the pudgy faced scouse ****.</p>
     
  2. BFC Dave

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    I don't think he had a pre-nuptial.</p>

    'my dear what attracts you to me ? is it my witty lyrics, my personality, my looks ? or the &pound;1b fortune I've amassed ?'</p>

    hmmmmm.... &quot;Yesterday, all my moneywas safely stored away, now it looks as if I'll have to pay... oh how I wish I'd been born gay&quot;!</p>

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    Had to laugh when I saw it this morning

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    There she is telling her monumental tale of woe to Fiona on GMTV, beefing right on cue when describing her turmoil.</p>

    Then, 10 mins later I see the same interview but with the BBC- practically word for word. Beefing at exactly the same point.</p>

    Take the effing money and shut the **** up</p>
     
  4. Gue

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    Heather Mills- dodgy leg

    but i still would and twice on sundays
     
  5. BFC Dave

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    low quality control threshold mate !!!

    Reight munter !!
     
  6. Gue

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    RE: low quality control threshold

    standards so low i could of been a limbo dancer had i not been shagging all the fat birds at the end of training
     
  7. BFC Dave

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    fair enough !!!!

    bit like mopeds.... fun to ride but you wouldn't want your mates to catch you on one !! (copyright... really really old jokes Ltd)
     
  8. Gue

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    nowt wrong with fat birds

    its like waking up and realising your on a water bed.......................mind the leaks tho they can be tricky
     
  9. BFC Dave

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    That is an image ...

    ... I could have done without !!!
     
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    her attempt at being upset was woeful. She appears very hard to me. I don't really care though. Good luck to her.
     
  11. Gue

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    RE: That is an image ...

    your lucky in that your imagining the situation............i was there


    "**** me that was amazing"

    "**** me your Fat as a hippo"

    "YOU WHAT?"

    "would you like a pie of some description?"

    cue bed breaking sex etc.
     
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    I have to agree with you EXCEPT...

    ... Mc Cartney wrote 'Mull of Kintyre' which in itself is a crime against humanity and if played to a prisoner would be considered a cruel and unusual punishment.</p>

    Deserves everything he gets... let the dogs on him..... oh they have already.</p>
     

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