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Subject: Fw: How to get into Heaven










HOW DO YOU GET INTO HEAVEN?

I was testing the children in my Newfoundland Sunday school class to
see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale
and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and
kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?'

Again, the answer was, 'NO!' By now I was starting to smile.

Hey, this was fun! 'Well, then, if I was kind to animals
and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband,
would that get me into Heaven?' I asked them again.

Again, they all answered, 'NO!' I was just bursting with
pride for them.

Well, I continued, 'then how can I get into Heaven?'

A six-year-old Newfie boy shouted out, 'YOU GOTTA BE F*CKIN' DEAD