Heinz Muller anybody decode this article from today

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LILLESTR&Oslash;M (VG Nett) Den Barnsley-aktuelle Lillestr&oslash;m-keeperen Heinz M&uuml;ller spiller ikke kveldens seriekamp mot Str&oslash;msgodset.

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- Heinz ble skadet p&aring; treningen p&aring; l&oslash;rdag i en duell med Frode Kippe, sier Lillestr&oslash;m-trener Tom Nordlie til VG Nett f&oslash;r kveldens seriekamp.

- Han er med andre ord ikke solgt til Barnsley?

- Han er til r&oslash;ntgenunders&oslash;kelse n&aring;, sier Nordlie f&oslash;r han haster ut p&aring; banen for &aring; f&oslash;lge oppvarmingen til LSK-spillerne.

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Med seier i kveld har Lillestr&oslash;m heng helt i toppen i eliteserien. Da kommer klubben opp p&aring; 29 poeng, noe som eventuelt plasserer klubben p&aring; delt 2.plass sammen med Stab&aelig;k. Brann har 32 poeng og leder serien.
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(VG NETT06.08.07 kl. 18:47, sist oppdatert 06.08.07 kl. 18:51) </td></tr></tbody></table>

 

It says that

He will only sign for Barnsley if they let him play Blindfolded.

 

RE: It says that

hahaa,looks like it was only posted 30mins ago hope its good news

 

RE: It says that

my norwegian aint that good, adn can only pick bits out, but its got sumat to do with muller has been out injured and reserve keeper frode grodas has been playing in his place and has done well, and that Muller move to barnsle is still on.

Last bit mentions someat about him signing a precontract agreement with us!

 

Sounds like he's either injured or claiming to be injured.

Damaged Müller at examine by X-rays LILLESTRØM VG Neat ) It Childish - current Lillestrøm - keeper Heinz Müller am not acting eve seriekamp against Strømsgodset.

Against Estate at Åråsen Monday eve stand Otto Fredrikson in goal at home-made , as keepertrener Luxuriant Grodås sit on reservebenken. Heinz were damaged at the practice at Saturday in an duell along with Luxuriant Kippe , say Lillestrøm - am training Tom North at VG Neat a prior eve seriekamp. He am in other words no matter sold at Childish? He am at examine by X-rays now , say North a prior he cracking edged at orbit to act on oppvarmingen at LSK - player's. Am breakdown earnest able it at worst abet at that it german keeper no matter getting any charter along with club in Championship

 

I think it is saying something about an injury picked up in training (maybe ribs, having an x-ray) preventing him from playing in their next game but he would have probably missed it anyway due to signing a contract with us.


Maybe not such great news.

 

RE: Sounds like he's either injured or claiming to be injured.

Thats the translator I used. Fooking useless int it. What sort of English is that meant to be?

 

yeap im goot thet too. but transleto i used wa crap!!!

 

Think you should concentrate on english first neil

by the looks of that!

when you get that you can move on to something
a bit more challenging!

Hows American sound?

 

i have made translation of this article in this thread earlier this evening
http://www.barnsleyfc.org.uk/bbs/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=78807&posts=19&start=1

 

Its double Dutch to me. nt

 

I wonder if that Luxuriant Kipper is available/ nt

 

you cant even go the right way on a motorway neil so how can u speak norwegian! nt

 

NO

It's Norwegian yer daft git!

 

ha ha good call

how do you get to wombwell from dodworth?

answer - via leeds

 

RE: I wonder if that Luxuriant Kipper is available/ nt