Had a cracking holiday, just thought you would be interested to know that. So Jacob 'DodgyKnee' Butterfield has jumped ship then and joined that massive club Norwich, should do his England ambitions no harm at all, I bet Hodgson is already planning the 2014 squad for the World Cup with the dream partnership of Wilshere and DodgyKnee already. Opening a new Kebab Shop in the goldthorpe area very shortly so if anyone want a job please inbox me for details, the pay is rubbish and im a terrible boss but you can have a free meal every shift. Just one more thing - Djokovic will win Wimbledon and make a few bob this weekend, so feet up with a bowl of strawberries and cream sipping Pimms and counting the money ive won!! Yours till the next point of interest, Mr GreekMan aka DavidCurriesLoveChild xxxxxxxx
I stopped running the Kiss-a-fatty agency a while ago now, but fat Donna used to be very popular especially in Grimethorpe. I can give you a number if you fancy a small Susan, she's 3ft 2?? Inbox me if you want it, only half price due to her size. P.S. If i hear what large Donna is upto i will p.m. you
I would offer any BBS'er a free meal, all they have to do is wear their username on their t-shirt when they come in. Theres a few who wouldnt get one though, although KaneCat can have a big portion from me anytime.