Help me with this challenge

I've got a few months to go at this so I want to come up with a quality response:

For our annual Hen weekend (usually March/ April May time we have a new challenge "The Tragic T shirt Competition"
i.e. on the Friday evening on arrival we all have to be wearing a t shirt from a club or society that we probably wouldn't otherwise wish to be associated with - e.g The Redditch & district Knitting Circle; The Swindon Trainspotters Social group etc

I thought it might be a good laugh to take it a step further & become a paid up member of some saddo club - I might even go & attend a metting to learn how to crochet, or collect stamps or whatever.

I need a club that is
a) a bit nerdy
b) resonably local
c) Sells t shirts
d) I can get a membership card from

If it has its own website & chat board even better.

Any suggestions? Trying to get some sneaky ideas whilst my sis is on holiday

 

I feel you would be very much at home in the type of club you describe.

 

They have their own t-shirts...

http://www.m0ala.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/

 

You're right of course

I need to get out there & meet people, ................wonder when there's a tea dance on in the village?

 

OBVIOUS

http://www.camra.org.uk

 

Women on wheels. ( Motorbikers = tragic at best)

 

Only prob with that is

They'd definitely think I was in it for real
(pint)

 

oh yes

Now we're onto something.... I could have a weekend in Hunstanton, looking at other folks bikes and admiring myself in a blue leather padded suit. I could swap stories about CC engines and brake horse power ..... it's this or - do you know of any fishing clubs?!!

 

RE: They have their own t-shirts...

Sounds sad enough, will have a look. Ta

 

There's Wakey angling club

no t-shirts tho.

 

wear a barnsley shirt nt

 

Here you go - A walking club with a twist

http://www.freewebs.com/hikingdykes/sheffield/index.html

 

Humberside and District Catholic River-Wideners Club

Sounds just what you want but not sure if they have a website

 

Are you for real?!! nt

 

Sure am, Ma'am, ask Big Lil

You could also try the Royal Society for Pushing Sailors into Shops

Actually it's just me showing my age stems from Monty Python years ago.

http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/archive/index.php/t-178786-p-2.html

Sad I know but better than working.

If you hunt around on google there are some real river wideners clubs about

 

No idea about the t-shirts or membership cards

But you could always join & suggest it to them whilst not mentioning your ulterior motives!

http://uk.geocities.com/northwestdidj/

 

Love the photo blokes with their didjeridoos out

Quality! (Y)

 

NFA do t shirts when you join up.

 

I dare you to pop along and say...

..."once you've heard one didjeridoo song, you've heard em all."

woowaawhwaawhwoowaawhwoo...

 

and this one - Gay Cross stitchers club!

Gay blokes feeling left out that Cross stitching is a woman only empire & have formed their own club!!

I think I know someone in that Gay walking club. I don't want to give people the wrong idea so I'll stay away from that ta very much!