Help needed - I'm going off my nut here

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  1. Bluebird

    Bluebird Well-Known Member

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    Had an op last thursday & been off work since.

    A week on & I cannot believe how bored I am! Have never had time off work through illness & was made up at the thought of some "rest time".

    Bit limited in what I can do at the moment (arm in sling) and while terrestrial telly is obviously a no-no, there's only so much Aussie Aerobics you can watch :D

    Any help appreciated lol.
     
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  2. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Read one of the classics

    Wuthering Heights, Merchant Of Venice, Paradise Lost, The Iliad, David Copperfield, The Little Engine Who Could, Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends, Readers Wives Big Boobs Special????? :D
     
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    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

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    If Cardiff have released a Best Of Stephen Mcphail DVD before you could purchase a copy and give it a watch :D :D :D
     
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  4. Bluebird

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    Actually

    ...would be re-read as I've read mos t of those - some more often than others :D
     
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    Bluebird Well-Known Member

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    Hmmm

    ...that would be 1.37 nanoseconds well spent :D
     
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  6. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    I know what you mean

    The Iliad is my favourite piece of literature.
    OH YES IT IS!!! (wicked)
     
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    ring your local sports injury massge cntre up and ask for a nubile bird.
     
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    War and Peace

    Is one of those books I always promised myseld I'd read if I was stuck for something to do for a few weeks
    quite a few pages if I remember correctly

    I suspect Readers Wives Big boobs special would only keep me occupied for a few minutes ....
    ...as I expect there are only a few pictures to look at and not many words to read

    Though its not a publication I recall ever reading
     
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  9. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    By the way

    I did research the actressess from the tv series you mentioned. Very attractive, but very few crystal clear piccies. Certainly none that could be posted on here without copyright infringement. Sorry mate, I failed your test.
     
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    'cop[yright infrinmnt'??
     
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  11. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    I made the name up

    I think!
     
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  12. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    I was so sure I could do it, too

    I blame Simon Davey. Or Jim Iley. Or Eaststand Lower.
     
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    If Carlsberg produced reading material for JLWBiglil

    I suspect the title you "made up " would probably be the best reading material ....
     
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  14. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    So you're saying it exists?

    I wonder whether I could wrap the Chronicle round a copy tomorrow? Well, when I say "I", I mean "Crystal".
     
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  15. Geriatrictyke

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    Is the arm in the sling your normal use hand

    It took me a week at least to get used to being a leftie . Still now 11 weeks on I can unscrew the sauce bottle without help. No comments on lav duty tho
     
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  16. Eaststand Lower

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    What have i done?

    Which actress?
     
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  17. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    You wore a pink tie in Dodworth!! (mild nudity, adults only)

    I can't remember their names. It's just that you seem to get the blame for most things on here, so I ran with the pack. As a way of apology, have this with my best wishes
    <img src ="http://images.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.areaticino.com/calendari/Keeley-Hazell_Topless_Calendar-2008_05x.jpg&usg=AFQjCNH_pTReIVJakKOvfRpk9pCWCSJ7tQ">
     
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  18. Eaststand Lower

    Eaststand Lower Well-Known Member

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    It was Salmon

    Lacey Turner please (Y)
     
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  19. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Salmon?

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    <img src ="http://images.google.co.uk/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/lacey_turner/prazzi-lacey%2520turner%2520pics%2520002.jpg&usg=AFQjCNFPPAcukCGLZNvNNzgAc2STZRXvmA">
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  20. Eaststand Lower

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    Yes Salmon

    Thank you BTW (Y)(Y)
     
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