help needed

I fly back to the UK on Wednesday. Mrs Merde wants to spend Saturday shopping in Nottingham. How do I persuade her that a trip to Yeovil is a much better idea?

 

There's a big Halfords in Yeovil.
You can do all your shopping there

 

Tell her you are going to Yeovil and thats final!!

 

good idea, but then I may risk....

....getting a cycle helmet for Christmas, which would be a bit disappointing. Especially as I don't own a bike.

 

Big halfords??

It's tiny, but there is Comet, Currys, Focus, MFI just down the road from the ground.

 

If you manage to convince her, get thissen in the Arrow pub.

 

it's a long shot, though.....

....we're there for Boxing Day. Anyway, she's a bit of a lucky charm, she's been present for 4 games and never seen us lose. She stayed in bed for the Donny game as we'd just got back to the country that morning and we all know what happened there. Maybe I should leave her in tarn when I go back to Russia, just til the end of the season like.

 

Why don't you let her go shopping while you go to the match??