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  1. Loa

    Load Bearing Pillar Well-Known Member

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    It has come to my attention this season that I haven't chosen a player to criticise and blame for everything that goes wrong at the club. Could someone help me choose one please.

    Obviously any positive contribution that the player makes over the course of season will be ignored.
     
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    Hayes is the popular choice

    But I'd suggest Burns. He's the kind of player who does the ugly stuff, but rarely does owt flashy. He's not going to embarrass you by scoring very often and you can get away with complaining that he never does anything. Someone like Nicky Wroe is far too easy a target and you don't want to make a fool of yourself by picking a star like Devaney who is scoring every week. If you wanted to be really cruel you could go for Kell. "Come on Kell, you broken legged barstard." That sort of thing.
     
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  4. Oxf

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    erm....I blame Nicky Eaden
     
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  5. Loa

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    RE: Hayes is the popular choice

    Hayes is too obvious. Burns is a good suggestion but I think I'm going to go for Austin, those head high challenges will give me plenty of ammo.
     
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    Have a pop at the local lads

    It boosts their confidence no end.
     
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    If the club had any sense

    which they don't.

    They'd sign a player who's name rhymes with 'boooo' you know like Kanu or something. Team confidence would grow and those 'special' fans would be nice and miserable just as they like it.

    what an atmosphere that would create.

    Sadly we don't have any money so Kanu's out. I can't think of anyone else.

    Yazoo maybe - does moyet play footy?
     
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  8. Jay

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    We should sign

    OiSmith Yerfookingcrap

    I think he plays for Rochdale.
     
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    Samassi Abu?

    Didn't he get malaria or summat?
    Also said **** off live on Soccer AM....legend
     
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    Kay?
     
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  11. Loa

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    RE: If the club had any sense

    Not sure if Moyet does, but perhaps we could sign Betty Boo. Apparently she's like a rock in central midfield
     
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  12. Isl

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    RE: We should sign

    name on shirt issues Jay, there wouldn't be enough room, what with all the sponsors and that.

    Plus rochdale signed him for the very same reason, so they're unlikely to part company.
     
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  13. Loa

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    Kay's too popular aswell

    I've decided on Austin. I'm keeping it local though.
     
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  14. Isl

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    RE: If the club had any sense

    true genius or better still and much more funny and clever and Jay's a tw*t. What about Betty Boop

    and the club standard response could be "Barnsley's midfield was lightweight again today as the resident cartoonest failed to animate betty in time for crucial tackles. However the crowds' hunger for her appearance speaks loudly of how we've moved forward in the transfer market"

    but with loads more typo's obviously.
     
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    I'm waiting for the day

    When a player gets booed before he's made a first team appearance. I notice Jarman took a bit of stick on here yesterday....splendid.
    After all, we've booed someone for scoring a goal ffs.....
     
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  16. Jay

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    I think he meant Betty Boo

    of "where are you Baby" fame rather than Betty Boop the cartoon animation.

    Betty Boop
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    Betty Boo
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  17. Isl

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    RE: I think he meant Betty Boo

    you should read it again. I hope your poo is really uncomfortable.

    On a different note entirely I think site admin removed anything do to do with highlights footage am I right?
     
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  18. Loa

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    Correct, I was

    she'll be 'doin' the do' in our midfield.

    Sorry.
     
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  19. Isl

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    RE: Correct, I was

    You've misread my response. but thanks anyway. I'm going to play with someone who can read.
     
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    RE: I think he meant Betty Boo

    Another clue was that you spoke of an 80s female pop singer (Alsion Moyet) so Mr Load Bearing went for another with Betty Boo. Had you mentioned Tom and Jerry...
     
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