Help required - BFC celebrity mash ups for #3 WSB

Hello

Coz our ideas have run out and the novelty has worn off I want to tap into your creative juices, not in a rude way like!

So a mismatch of celebs and BFC players for an idea I've come up with...... Along the lines of

Dot Cotton/Malcolm Shotton = Dot Shotton
Shabba Ranks/Ian Banks = Shabba Banks
Pat Butcher/Paul Futcher = Pat Futcher

etc etc you get the idea. **** prize and a free signed fanzine for best