Help Required

Having a barely 2 dimensional personality, under developed genitals, the body of pee wee Herman and a face that turns milk sour, I have decided to buy a new 'mobile' phone with which to try and encourage the developement of some sort of social life.

What do those 'in the know' recommend ? I want something stylish, with a camera, and what network do I want to be on ?

Thanks for all replies, abusive or otherwise.

 

Motorola Razr V3 - they'll be all over you like a plague of locusts.

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I'm thinking of the very same thing. o2 do a Sony Ericcson 750i - mp3 player and radio, loads of free mins and txts. 4.99 for 5 months then 30 for 7 months.

So around £240 for year and free top of range phone chucked in. Try dialaphone.co.uk

 

RE: Motorola Razr V3 - they'll be all over you like a plague of locusts.

What sort of lady would that appeal to ?

 

Loads of free minutes.

Is that their pitch or do they supply an actual figure?

 

I'm on it. You have PM btw

 

RE: Motorola Razr V3 - they'll be all over you like a plague of locusts.

The tall, attractive, dark haired, independent, beautician type.

 

RE: Motorola Razr V3 - they'll be all over you like a plague of locusts.

Really ? How convenient. I shall have one by 6.15 pm this very night.

 

You're saying you'd be happy to be seen with the same phone as him?

 

looking at website. I'm getting RazR'd up.

 

<img src = "http://www.p45blogs.net/retrometro/archives/images/mototraveller-thumb.jpg">It would make a nice talking point, but you may have trouble carrying it if you are a shorty.

 

If that had wheels I could drive it about.

I'd have to jump on the keys to dial though.

 

Spread the word a bit last night. There was much glee and anticipation.

I'm especially happy about it being on a Thursday. I'll get out 5 nights that week instead of a paltry 4.

 

RE: Loads of free minutes.

400 pm any network anytime 200 texts on same basis

 

looks good, mp3 shytola though

 

I can see it now.

Excuse me love, just listen to this. Go on, put these headphones in and listen to this.

Eh?

Eh?

That's a reight MP3 player that is. Are you courtin'?

 

Cheers man

 

RE: Motorola Razr V3 - they'll be all over you like a plague of locusts.

Top phone! a real lady puller.

I have a rather tasty blonde Solicitor who's got one. At our first meeting I spent approximately 15 minutes showing her how it worked (the phone, perverts!)(Y)

 

You askin?

 

I'm askin'.