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  1. Gue

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    I have to decide where to go on my birthday and I have no idea where to go!!!
     
  2. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    How old are you?

    And do you have a passport?

    If you're under 10 - I suggest you go to the Longstanton Spice Museum.

    If you're between 11 & 15 - I suggest you go to an Owl sanctuary.

    If you're between 16 & 21 - I suggest you go to the woods & make bird noises.

    If you're between 22 & 35 - I suggest you go to the Wetherby Whaler.

    If you're over 36 - I suggest you go to the OAP's home to visit your Dad - who seems pretty mental anyway.

    Good luck with that.

    Yours in sport,

    Stevey T.
     
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    Reyt ballax Ponty check my avatar

    I'm out and proud.

    A34 lovers unite!!
     
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    Hiya princess

    How about one of these ? :-
    a) a fancy restaurant with a few of your friends ( and Dad picking up the bill ) ;
    b) ten pin bowling with a few of your friends ( and Dad picking up the bill ) ;
    c) ice skating with a few of your friends ( and Dad picking up the bill ) ;
    d) cinema followed by a visit to MacDonalds with a few of your friends ( and Dad picking up the bill ) ;
    e) sleepover party with a few of your friends ( and Dad picking up the mess afterwards ) ;
    f) a day's shopping with a few of your friends ( and Dad supplying you with his credit card ) ;
    g) a day's pampering at a beauty parlour with a few of your friends ( and Dad picking up the bill ) .
    Hope these suggestions help , love .
     
  5. Gue

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    RE: How old are you?

    I'm going to be 12 but I have extremly strange friends so I don't want to spend too much time in a car with them. But my brothers coming too so I don't want nanyting too far away..... (chinny)
     
  6. The Full Ponty

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    Thread hijacker.

    Is that the 5.2% of the A34 that's dual carriageway?
    I like the single lane bits with the added bonus of silly roundabouts.

    What do you think Zoe should do for her Birthday?
    Maybe she should have a trip down the A34?
     
  7. Gue

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    RE: Hiya princess

    I can't go to MacDonalds....
     
  8. Gue

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    Sandys Superstars. Thay have branches at Prestwich & Northenden.

    You will have the most fantastic birthday ever.

    Happy Days!!
     
  9. Gue

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    Never heard of it.
     
  10. The Full Ponty

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    The Owl Sanctuary is looking good.

    Have you ever seen birds of prey, tied to stumps?
    They look like they're on death row - although you couldn't execute a bird of prey by hanging - as they'd simply hover.
    You'd probably have to use a firing squad.

    12 eh.
    I bet you weren't even at the Bradford game when we got promoted, as you were 2.
    You part timer.

    Maybe you could have a "Sweet Sixteen, minus four" party - like on MTV?
    You could have lions.
    And a pool.
    And gold covered vol-au-vents.
    And swan soup.
    And a cake in the shape of Conisboro Castle.
    And you could walk out at the end - to find a Raleigh Grifter ... that's been pimped.

    Good luck with the Birthday.
    Have a good one.
     
  11. The Full Ponty

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    Not sure a 12 year old girl needs to visit Sandy's, Steven!

    I'm sat here howling.
    Absolutely howling.
     
  12. Gue

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    RE: The Owl Sanctuary is looking good.

    I could but I'd prefere to have a quiter birthday.....
     
  13. Gue

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    They do cater for you girls, so bob up the M62 and your laughing!!

    By the way the Norhtenden branch has just been refurbished.
     
  14. Gue

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    RE: The Owl Sanctuary is looking good.

    I could but I'd prefere to have a quiter birthday.....
     
  15. Gue

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    They do have toys!!!
     
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    Toys?

    Do they do Kerplunk? I love Kerplunk.
     
  17. Gue

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    I'm at Dallam school!! And I don't think my friends want to play with toys.......... at least I don't think so????
     
  18. The Full Ponty

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    Just fallen off my chair.

    Splurted coffee all over the screen.

    I'm not sure they're the type of "toys" a 12 year old would require, Steven.
    Although - she might be from Cudworth ... then she'd already be an expert.
     
  19. Gue

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    RE: Toys?

    I have Kerplunk. It's rather good.
     
  20. Gue

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    LOL

    (seestars) (lol)
     

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