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  1. Dys

    Dyson Well-Known Member

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    Fancy writing a cricket column in West Stand Bogs? Or an 'Against Old Football' one?

    I'm gonna make you a star, lad.
     
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    Thought the whole idea was to sell plenty and make money for charidee? You won't sell many after the first issue of hemswoggle's tedious nonsense.
     
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    Dyson Well-Known Member

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    Are you kidding? He writes the same stuff weekly and draws hundreds in. Nailed on best seller.
     
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    If he declines your offer I will write on behalf of him in a style that will make it impossible to know it isn't the original Hemmsy. The first article will focus on the sporting greats of the 70's and 80's. Here is s snippet:

    Viv Richards - He was w@nk.
    Ian Botham - He was w@nk. And fat.
    Graham Gooch - He was w@nk.
    Ian Rush - He was w@nk.
     
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    So Mario hemstiger before you get your own column we need to know how you rate Paul gazza as a footballer?
     
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    Oh God, that's the next 72 hours taken up.....
     
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    That's brilliant. It's more like him than he is. Next time put Bobby Charlton in it though.
     
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    See? You all love him.
     
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    As a footballer he was w@nk, I mean come on what did he win? Nothing, so he is w@nk. And he was a wife beater so that proves my case.
     
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    MarioKempes Well-Known Member

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    Did he win the Ballon d'Or? Not on the list so officially w@nk.
     
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    Agrud. The only pist player who was any goo was Harry Tufnell
     
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    C'mon Dyson give this man a job, we can't let his sporting knowledge go to waste
     
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    Tread carefully Liam, you know not what you mess with....

    [video=youtube;Xv8LdKp2Y-8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv8LdKp2Y-8[/video]
     
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    He gets more replies to his threads than anyone else on here. You could fill a whole issue with a letters to the editor section.

    Never have I known so many people get so wound up.
     
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    Aye, because it can't be that "so many people" are winding him up, can it? Think about it. It's like playing with a rubber band, I love it. I love him. But at least he has his own opinions (and they are HIS own).

    Legend.
     
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    Only cos it's free dys. People will put up with any old ***** if it's free.
     
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    Better than 'beat the bookies'.
     
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    Apparently, many people have stopped posting on this board because of him, I can't see why. I don't think they're doing the winding up.
     
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  19. Whi

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    I do know a handful of posters who have stopped for that reason. Not just because of Hemswoggle, but thereev before that and the other WUM whose name escapes me. He's in room 101 with reev.

    That's their prerogative. Bit sad, but yes, their choice.
     
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    Hemsworth Tyke Well-Known Member

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    What a load of rubbish.

    Since i joined the board in 2008 people have always had ago at each other. I would worry about what people say.
     
    Hemsworth Tyke, May 28, 2013
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