Here are the answers. Now let's make up a quiz:

1. Kayode Odejayi and Dave Regis.
2. Yes there is, only with a little more hair.
3. a) Cameroonian Bum Disease and b) 3 weeks
4. Yes. Over a table.
5. Charlie Dimmock.
6. The BNP, obviously.
7. Into an old sock.
8. Robert Mugabe and Connie Huq.
9. M_RK SP__G_T

 

1. Football is littered with non-scoring strikers. Name 2 of them.
2. Is there any way to fancy Mo Mowlam
3. a)Sam Hammam has contracted what disease b) How long's he got
4. In polite company, is there a common etiquette with regards to the use of a tablecloth
5. Who has been named the Face of Scammel wheelnuts
6. What association governs British nose-picking
7. Where would you stuff the charred remains of Q3a
8. Are there a more unlikely couple than David & Victoria Beckham
9. Other than Prince, who's the only man to use symbols instead of letters in his name.

 

1. Which 2 Barnsley strikers goal tallys are only 5 better than Gary Fleming's total for BFC?
2.
3. If you sat on a Rock in Africa you can catch a) what? & b) how long does it take to clear up?
4. Bum Fun? & Where?
5. Which TV bird would you shag & not tell your mates?
6. Oakwell referes to which Political Party as his mates?
7. In an extreme emergeny where is the best place to have a ****?
8. Who are the only 2 people to present Blue Peter Zimbabwe?
9. Which former Kids TV presenter liked hanging around Train Stations?

 

Are questions 4 and 5 the same?

 

9) Who Fancied A Game Of Hang Man Literally?

I can't take credit for that as my mate came up with it.

 

1.
2. Shaven haven - would you?
3. a). What did Santa give you for Christmas, and b). How long did it take to give it to your best mate?
4. Did your mate expect such an unexpected treat? How did you give it to him/her?
5. Can you give me a sentence with the names "Butch", "Ginger" and "Les" in it?
6.
7.
8.
9. Who fancies a game of "Hangman"?



Still thinking about it.......................................