here is a little chuckle for you,

If you can work it out,OR,i can explain it right it was 1950,out in the New territories of Hong Kong,in ww2 they were caught napping by the Japs....so it was decided they would build observation post high in the Hills over looking China,,they built Jeep tracks,concrete roads just a bit more than 6 foot wide ,..now the job was almost done when i joined the Unit..i was spare surplus if you like ,saw they gave me and a scouser a Bren gun carrier to play about with,(no Kidding),well a bren gun carrier is a track vehicle,and driving it sterring round corner was a little different, well this day we decided to go up this new jeep track(MISTAKE)thank heaven i did not go up very far, i conked out,so tommy said i will tow you down,but idiots we were he puts a chain on my front,BUT,only on one side,he starts to tow me(this is where the fun starts) well he pulls i go left,i steer to correct i swing right,one minute in facing east then west ,if i lose it im dead, he stops,towing,i jump out ,i go to give hima right Bol88ing, i cant he is Peeing himself laughing....talk about a carry on