In the unlikely event that your entire family were being held for ransom - and the only way to save them was to agree to be loved by a Barnsley FC player ... which one would you choose? I'd choose Coulson. He's quite frail. I can't imagine him doing too much damage back there.
Ooohh. Jay would order a roasting from Moore & Odejayi. His anus would end up looking like a chewed blood orange. Hello Mum.
BIG DAZ! i wanted him to give me one after his goal at charlton away last season made my weekend! realisticly id probably have no family right now! (casualty)
Denis Souza He's got lovely hair.</p> He's still playing for us, right?</p> You Graham Gooch hairedponce.</p> We need a night out.</p> Preferably before Christmas.</p>
