Hey Dirk! Have you heard about the telephone lie detector program ......

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....that benefit agencies are looking at? The banks are threatening to install them as well. On a scale of one to ten how angry are you now?</p>

 

I am delighted.

 

But......but.......

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......isn't it all big brothery? Surely you're slightly irked? </p>

 

RE: But......but.......

I am delighted.

 

In a fixed smile don't lose it matra kind of way? nt nt

 

And I voted for Dreamboy

grrr etc.

 

Maybe if the program deems you untrustworthy......

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....it could be indicated on your personal identity card.</p>

 

Perhaps we could all get wired up to a central computer

And get tokens for living and breathing.

 

Similar already in use by insurance companies.

 

My online character analysis program has you thus -

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Facetiousness - 85%</p>

Scrutinisation anxiety/spotlight complex - 95%</p>

Gayness - 79%</p>

Blackism - 65%</p>

Height anxiety - 82%</p>

 

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You mean like, &quot;It's reight, the dog ran through the house with a flamethrower.&quot; </p>

eeee! eeee! eeee! eeee! eeee!</p>

 

Exactly that

That's just how it works!

Sirens going off and lights flashing in the call centre! Closely followed by armed police breaking down your door before you can put the phone down!

 

&quot;Sorry caller, computer says no.&quot;</p>

&quot;Sorry caller, computer says no.&quot;</p>

&quot;Sorry caller, computer says no.&quot;</p>

&quot;Sorry caller, computer says no.&quot;</p>

&quot;Sorry caller, computer says no.&quot;</p>

 

My updated Cyber-analyser said this about you

Bully - 100%</p>

Racist - 100%</p>

Wanks off over pics sent to him by retarded mingmongsof birds with saggy tits sat on a rock looking distinctly uncomfy - 100%</p>