Hey I think I've found a use for our cat ......

alias ('waste of space' a.k.a 'sh*t factory).

About an hour before the earthquake she started behaving very strangely (even more than normal) running around yowling, tail up like a lavatory brush then jumping on and off the bed. (she is 13 so not normal behaviour at that time of night as she is usually curled up somewhere warm next to a radiator). I think she may have sensed something unusual was about to happen.

"Cats are nature's way of pointing out that not everything in life has a purpose."

 

My cat didn't even flinch. He's 6 (prime of life apparently) and he was just laid snoozing on the chair!

 

I had a similar experience

One of our cats got very chatty last night. Unfortunately I thought she was saying "Little Timmy's down the well" which turned out not to be an accurate translation.

 

animals sense natural activity

didn't you know that?!

 

I woke up under the door frame, with my dog curled up next to me. No fuss

Obviously the dog was being over cautious and sensitive to the elements a few hundred miles away, but none the less, there was no attention seeking, or **** nearby.

I think this proves that dogs are better.

 

My Guinea Pig ran abart like a mad ike at 1 in the morning, but I think a passing hedgehog had flicked a use condom up at his cage. The piss taking little spikey barstard.
They've not got on since that incident with the packet of Bassetts torpedoes.

 

It was probably busting for a *****. nt