heyup,ferger abht Howard and davey

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    oldtimer1928 New Member

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    You will still be here when there gone
    am telling yer,
    Nah then lets see if you can get this hundred quid an offering all of you
    what you have to do is this,
    i will give yer a kerlew if youread all of this
    its all abaht driving
    a tracky Bus,
    a Truck
    being a passenger in a car
    and driving another tracky bus
    i am asking you
    if you had a Morris 1100,coming upside down towards your double decker full 76 people on Board
    going to Huddersfield One Sat morn,at about9 15 am
    Or sat in a car as passenger
    on amotorway
    and a ford Capri coming towards your car driver haveing lost it
    or a Unmanned Norton Motorbyke
    hits your Bus head on Near Ardsley
    OR driving a truck to Norfolk,
    at 5 0 am on cold icy morning
    goin over a level crossing
    when a truck come toward you loaded with coke
    he changes down
    a lump of Coke is commeing belting down the road
    and straight thro your wind screen

    tell me which one hurt Most



    well the hundred quid i will give anyone
    who finds the Motorbyke driver
    remeber it was in the 50s, i am 80 now
    he was soldier on French leave going back to camp
    he skidded on the frosty road,fell off his byke
    his bbyke hit my radiaror he went under the bus
    i had stopped
    saw it coming
    randown the rad stoppped the traffic
    got him out
    took him to the Bus station
    not a scratch on him

    ask your Parents he will be about 75 ,I hope
    if you find him
    100 quid is yours
    Bawlocks to Howard and davey
    Come on Barnsley
     
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    Oh the one that hurt was the little piece
    of coke
    it smahed the wind screen
    i damaged my fist
    smashing the glass so icould see
    i missed the morris1100 at stoes hall
    the capri tipped over i get the driver out
    and i lived happily ever after ti Feb17 th
    2008
    when i died
    Come on Barnsley
    by have seen some good games wi Barnsley and Donny
    it will be agood un
    you will make sure of that
    Come on barnsley
    Alec jefry,and Charlie williams are not Lakin
    you can do it
     
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    Bob tha just gets better and better

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    Get in there Bob.

    Good arrows.
     

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