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</marquee></td></tr></tbody></table><form><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td class="p6" height="20">Wondering Wednesday</td></tr></tbody></table><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td colspan="2" height="10"><spacer type="block" height="10" width="1" /></td></tr><tr><td><nobr><span class="i5"><font color="#000066">Boards&gt; </font><select onchange="function anonymous(){gotosite(this.options[this.selectedIndex].value)}"><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=894&p=16">Sheffield Wed</option><option value="">- - - - - - - -</option><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=901&p=16">Barnsley</option><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=902&p=16">Birmingham City</option><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=920&p=16">Burnley</option><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=927&p=16">Cardiff City</option><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=932&p=16">Colchester Utd</option><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=885&p=16">Coventry City</option><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=908&p=16">Crystal Palace</option><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=886&p=16">Derby County</option><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=1008&p=16">England/Prem</option><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=959&p=16">Hull City</option><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=911&p=16">Ipswich Town</option><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=888&p=16">Leeds United</option><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=889&p=16">Leicester City</option><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=936&p=16">Luton Town</option><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=918&p=16">Norwich City</option><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=966&p=16">Plymouth Argyle</option><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=941&p=16">Preston NE</option><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=926&p=16">Sheffield United</option><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=895&p=16">Southampton</option><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=970&p=16">Southend United</option><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=944&p=16">Stoke City</option><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=896&p=16">Sunderland</option><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=933&p=16">West Brom</option><option value="http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=935&p=16">Wolves</option></select> &gt; </span><select onchange="function anonymous(){gotosite(this.options[this.selectedIndex].value)}" name="cboForum"><option value="default.asp?sid=894&p=16&style=2&forumid=6567">Barmy Army On Tour</option><option value="default.asp?sid=894&p=16&style=2&forumid=3367">Wondering Wednesday</option><option value="default.asp?sid=894&p=16&style=2&forumid=6063">Prediction League</option><option value="default.asp?sid=894&p=16&style=2&forumid=6150">Suggestion Box</option><option value="default.asp?sid=894&p=16&style=2&forumid=6622">Wednesdayite</option></select></nobr></td><td valign="bottom" align="right">Display By: <select onchange="function anonymous(){gotosite(this.options[this.selectedIndex].value)}" name="cboStyle"><option value="default.asp?sid=894&p=16&forumid=3367&action=1&replytoid=2121357464&style=1">Thread</option><option value="default.asp?sid=894&p=16&forumid=3367&action=1&replytoid=2121357464&style=2">Topic</option><option value="default.asp?sid=894&p=16&forumid=3367&action=1&replytoid=2121357464&style=3">Date</option></select></nobr /></td></tr></tbody></table></form>  <table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3" width="100%" border="0"><tbody><tr><td class="j6" colspan="2">Previous   |   Next   |   New Topic   |   Top of Board </td></tr><tr class="i9"><td width="500"><span class="j7"><font color="#0033ff">rawsheffield</font></span> Posted on 14/9 14:49</td><td nowrap="true" align="right"><span class="i4"><font size="2">Email this Message</font></span> | <font size="2">Edit</font> | Reply </td></tr><tr class="i9"><td colspan="2">Who needs Mourinho......... </td></tr><tr class="i9"><td colspan="2"><hr class="k0" size="1" />We've got Paul Sturrocko

Until 2010 as well. This calls for a thread of smileys only ever seen before on the Leeds board.

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</td></tr><tr class="i9"><td class="k7" align="right" colspan="2">IP: Logged</td></tr><tr class="j0"><td width="500"><span class="j7"><font color="#0033ff">Laceups</font></span> Posted on 14/9 14:50</td><td nowrap="true" align="right"><span class="i4"><font size="2">Email this Message</font></span> | <font size="2">Edit</font> | Reply </td></tr><tr class="j0"><td colspan="2">re: Who needs Mourinho......... </td></tr><tr class="j0"><td colspan="2"><hr class="k0" size="1" /></td></tr><tr class="j0"><td colspan="2">
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Edited cause its like nazi Germany on here

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</td></tr><tr class="i9"><td class="k7" align="right" colspan="2">IP: Logged</td></tr><tr class="j0"><td width="500"><span class="j7"><font color="#0033ff">rawsheffield</font></span> Posted on 14/9 14:59</td><td nowrap="true" align="right"><span class="i4"><font size="2">Email this Message</font></span> | <font size="2">Edit</font> | Reply </td></tr><tr class="j0"><td colspan="2">re: Who needs Mourinho......... </td></tr><tr class="j0"><td colspan="2"><hr class="k0" size="1" />My emotions this afternoon went something like this

- News of press conference
- Anger at possibility of losing best manager since BFR
- Sadness of situation dawns on me
- Deep depression sets in
- Wait whats this? could it be summat else
- Initial refresh on OS (is it true or am i seein things)
- Unashamed joy
- Never any doubt
- 4 more years
- Prem here we come

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Paul Sturock stupid fat jock, crap manager

 

RE: Paul Sturock stupid fat jock, crap manager

Paul Sturrock is a brilliant manager and i wish that we had him, he is miles better than Ritchie!!!

 

That's why he's spent loads more money than us but only managed to get 'em out of League 1...

I'm sure Ritchie's done something similar but by spending less - maybe it's my imagination...

 

RE: Paul Sturock stupid fat jock, crap manager

<p align="center"><font size="7"></font></p><p align="center"><font size="7">WIND UP ALERT </font></p><p align="center" />

 

RE: That's why he's spent loads more money than us but only managed to get 'em out of League 1...

You are all so jealous that you convieniently forget the terrific job at Plymouth that he did. They were going into the conference when he turned up there and look at them now and beleieve me he spent **** all there!!

Paul Sturrock = Top manager

 

RE: That's why he's spent loads more money than us but only managed to get 'em out of League 1...

<p align="center"><font size="7"></font></p><p align="center"><font size="7">WIND UP ALERT </font></p>

 

RE: That's why he's spent loads more money than us but only managed to get 'em out of League 1...

Why am i a wind up alert, is it a crime to be a reds fan and actually like Sheffield Wednesday?

 

RE: That's why he's spent loads more money than us but only managed to get 'em out of League 1...

<p align="center"><font size="7"></font></p><p align="center"><font size="7">WIND UP ALERT </font></p>

 

RE: That's why he's spent loads more money than us but only managed to get 'em out of League 1...

You're a lovely person!!!!!!!

 

RE: That's why he's spent loads more money than us but only managed to get 'em out of League 1...

Yes, it's a crime.

Sheffield Wednesday are fckingbstards.

You are no Barnsley fan.

 

Yes

but i'm the lovely person with the ban button.

 

RE: That's why he's spent loads more money than us but only managed to get 'em out of League 1...

That's disgraceful!!

For your information i happen to work with some Sheffield Wednesday supporters and they are very friendly people and have nothing but respect for BFC and were very happy for me after our promotion back in May.

The only club that Wednesday hate is the Blunts and visa versa, the Wednesday fans don't hate the Reds and i certainly don't and want them to do well. It is only feckwits like you that hate them because you are jealous of them, but some of us have a bit more common sense!

Sheffield Wednesday are one of the biggest clubs in the country and they have the rights to brag about been a big club because they ARE one, they have more season ticket holders than some clubs have fans!

Yes i am a Barnsley fan and i will be at the Well on Saturday for the Wolves match as usual because the Reds are my team but i don't hate Wednesday in the slightest and i want them to do well!!!

SO PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!!!!!!

 

One of the biggest clubs in the country, eh? Nice...

ff ff ff ff ff ff ff ff ff ff ff ff ff ff

 

RE: Yes

So i am going to be banned for likeing Sheffield Wednesday am i??

 

RE: That's why he's spent loads more money than us but only managed to get 'em out of League 1...

Jesus H.... he didn't say that, not really, did he?

 

Ask any Saints fan about Sturrock.

The word 'Embarrassment' will be bandied about fairly quickly.

 

RE: One of the biggest clubs in the country, eh? Nice...

Yes they certainly are but they have fallen on hard times at the moment and they are a good team if they all weren't injured. I'm sorry but i can see no reason why i should intensly hate Wednesday like some on here!!

 

I tried to make a perfectly valid point and not resort to swearing but...

Point 1) Regardless what he achieved at Plymouth he has still ACHIEVED NO MORE AT WEDNESDAY THAN RITCHIE HAS HERE ALTHOUGH HE HAS SPENT FAR MORE. I direct your attention to the Championship table (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_1/table/default.stm) that quite clearly shows us ABOVE the Fowls.

Point 2) He had FOUR years at Plymouth - that is THREE more than you're prepared to give Ritchie (I would make a remark about being an ungrateful f*cker at this point but I'm far too mature).

Point 3) If you like his dour, charisma-less, truffle-shuffling, Wednesday-arse persona and physique that much - go and support the Scum then - easy enuff (now I am behaving a little immaturely but I'm passed caring.

COME ON YOU REDS - ANDY RITCHIES RED AND WHITE ARMY - B.F.C. FOR LIFE & PROUD

 

No.

For calling me a lovely person.