History Test

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  1. Andy Mac

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    History Test


    Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following Multiple
    choice test. The events are actual events from history. They
    Actually happened! Do you remember?

    1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
    a. Superman
    b. Jay Leno
    c. Harry Potter
    d. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

    2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred
    by
    a. Olga Corbett
    b. Sitting Bull
    c. Mick Janisch
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
    a. Lost Norwegians
    b. Elvis
    c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
    a. John Dillinger
    b. The King of Sweden
    c. The Boy Scouts
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
    a. Charlie, the Janisch dog
    b. Pee Wee Herman
    c. Geraldo Rivera
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70-year-old
    American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair
    by:
    a. The Smurfs
    b. Davey Jones
    c. The Little Mermaid
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver
    trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
    a. Captain Kidd
    b. Charles Lindberg
    c. Mother Teresa
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
    a. Scooby Doo
    b. The Tooth Fairy and The Sundance Kid
    c. The Koalas
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
    a. Richard Simmons
    b. Grandma Moses
    c. Michael Jordan
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
    a. Mr. Rogers
    b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women
    problems
    c. The World Wrestling Federation
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles
    to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one
    crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by
    the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
    a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
    b. Queen Elizabeth
    C. Mr. Bean
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
    a. Enron
    b. The Lutheran Church
    c. The NFL
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
    a. An employee of Canterbury Prison.
    b. Captain Kangaroo
    c. Billy Graham
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


    Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?
    So, to ensure we Brits & Americans never offend anyone, particularly
    fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer
    be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches
    of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper
    identification, secret agents who are members of the President's
    security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of
    Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males
    between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling. Let's
    send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and
    other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to
    thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves -- if they have
    any such sense. As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump"
    so aptly put it, "Stupid is as stupid does."
     
  2. Gue

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    If I could be arsed I could do a whole long list of events that didn't involve muslim male extremists... if I could be arsed.
     
  3. Farnham_Red

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    but could you do a big long list

    that all were done by a different particular group?</p>



    Like say Irish Christian male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40. </p>
     
  4. Gue

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    RE: but could you do a big long list

    Yep. Or dissillusioned white american males between the ages of 17-40.
     

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