Holloways Column on the BBC makes interesting reading

I've ridden a horse but I'm rubbish at it. I look like a crab sat on a horse with my hunched back. I've got rounded shoulders so I'm in all sorts of trouble and the bloody horse seems to know it as well!



I can talk ****-er-nee.
'How's yer saucepans? Fancy going down the frog and toad for a pint of pig's ear down the old rubadub?
'All right mate how's the old trouble and strife? Lovely, triffic, lovely. Down the old frog and toad, laavly jubbly!'


He is a character isn't he.

 

2 shots..hmm

45 The referee blows for half time.
45 Barnsley freekick taken by Brian Howard
45 Foul on Brian Howard (Barnsley) by Barry Hayles (Plymouth), free kick awarded
45 Marcel Seip (Plymouth) booked for unsporting behaviour
45 Plymouth throw-in taken by Gary Sawyer
45 Caught by Heinz Muller (Barnsley)
45 Shot by Akos Buzsaky (Plymouth) : the 'keeper has it covered
45 Plymouth freekick taken by Akos Buzsaky
45 Foul on Akos Buzsaky (Plymouth) by Andy Johnson (Barnsley), free kick awarded
45 Goal scored by Dominik Werling (Barnsley)
45 Shot by Dominik Werling (Barnsley) : on target
44 Barnsley freekick taken by Dominik Werling
44 Foul on Kayode Odejayi (Barnsley) by Mathias Doumbe (Plymouth), free kick awarded
42 Barnsley throw-in taken by Dominik Werling
41 Barnsley corner from the Right taken by Brian Howard: the defence clears
41 Plymouth freekick taken by Peter Halmosi
41 Foul on Rory Fallon (Plymouth) by Lewin Nyatanga (Barnsley), free kick awarded
40 Barnsley are in control of the match. Key player: Brian Howard
40 Barnsley throw-in taken by Robert Kozluk
39 Plymouth throw-in taken by Akos Buzsaky
38 Plymouth freekick taken by Romain Larrieu
37 Shot by David Norris (Plymouth) : it goes wide
36 Barnsley freekick taken by Dennis Souza
36 Foul on Andy Johnson (Barnsley) by Lilian Nalis (Plymouth), free kick awarded
35 Barnsley throw-in taken by Dominik Werling
35 Barnsley throw-in taken by Dominik Werling
34 Barnsley freekick taken by Andy Johnson
34 Foul on Anderson De Silva (Barnsley) by Barry Hayles (Plymouth), free kick awarded
34 Barnsley throw-in taken by Dominik Werling
33 Barnsley throw-in taken by Dominik Werling
31 Plymouth freekick taken by Romain Larrieu
31 Foul on Paul Connolly (Plymouth) by Kayode Odejayi (Barnsley), free kick awarded
30 Barnsley are in control of the match. Key player: Kayode Odejayi
30 Plymouth corner from the Right taken by Peter Halmosi
29 Plymouth throw-in taken by Paul Connolly
28 Barnsley corner from the Left taken by Brian Howard
28 Saved by Romain Larrieu (Plymouth)
28 Header by Istvan Ferenczi (Barnsley) : the 'keeper has it covered
28 Barnsley freekick taken by Brian Howard
28 Foul on Brian Howard (Barnsley) by Paul Connolly (Plymouth), free kick awarded
26 Plymouth throw-in taken by Paul Connolly
25 Barnsley throw-in taken by Robert Kozluk
24 Plymouth throw-in taken by Gary Sawyer
23 Barnsley throw-in taken by Dominik Werling
22 Plymouth throw-in taken by Paul Connolly
21 Shot by Brian Howard (Barnsley) : off target
20 Barnsley are in control of the match. Key player: Istvan Ferenczi
20 Shot by Gary Sawyer (Plymouth) : it goes wide
19 Plymouth freekick taken by Romain Larrieu
19 Foul on Paul Connolly (Plymouth) by Dominik Werling (Barnsley), free kick awarded
18 Barnsley freekick taken by Brian Howard
18 Foul on Brian Howard (Barnsley) by Rory Fallon (Plymouth), free kick awarded
17 Saved by Romain Larrieu (Plymouth)
17 Shot by Kayode Odejayi (Barnsley) : the 'keeper has it covered
17 Plymouth throw-in taken by Paul Connolly
16 Plymouth throw-in taken by Paul Connolly
15 Barnsley freekick taken by Brian Howard
15 Foul on Dominik Werling (Barnsley) by Akos Buzsaky (Plymouth), free kick awarded
15 Barnsley throw-in taken by Dominik Werling
14 Plymouth throw-in taken by Paul Connolly
12 Goal scored by Istvan Ferenczi (Barnsley)
12 Shot by Istvan Ferenczi (Barnsley) : on target
11 Caught by Heinz Muller (Barnsley)
11 Plymouth corner from the Left taken by Akos Buzsaky: too close to the keeper
11 Shot by Rory Fallon (Plymouth) : it's blocked
10 Neither team can gain control of the match. Key player: Paul Connolly
10 Plymouth throw-in taken by Gary Sawyer
9 Plymouth throw-in taken by Gary Sawyer
8 Barnsley freekick taken by Lewin Nyatanga
8 Foul on Lewin Nyatanga (Barnsley) by Barry Hayles (Plymouth), free kick awarded
7 Shot by Akos Buzsaky (Plymouth) : it goes wide
6 Plymouth freekick taken by Akos Buzsaky
6 Foul on Akos Buzsaky (Plymouth) by Robert Kozluk (Barnsley), free kick awarded
5 Barnsley throw-in taken by Robert Kozluk
4 Plymouth corner from the Right taken by Peter Halmosi
4 Plymouth throw-in taken by Paul Connolly
3 Barnsley freekick taken by Lewin Nyatanga
3 Foul on Andy Johnson (Barnsley) by Barry Hayles (Plymouth), free kick awarded
2 Plymouth throw-in taken by Paul Connolly
1 Barnsley throw-in taken by Robert Kozluk
1 Plymouth throw-in taken by Gary Sawyer
0 The match has kicked off