On friday i was cleaning out the shed at the top of the garden when i found an old lamp in the corner, i had never seen before. As i went to pick it up i brushed the side of it and this genie appeared (true). I can't give you 3 wishes he replied, but you can ask me any question you like and i will give you the correct answer. As money is a bit tight at the moment i thought i'm on a cert here for a big bet. Genie i said, my 2 favourite teams are playing tomorrow, that's Barnsley and Barcelona. If you can tell me the results i will sell my house and put all the proceeds on a winning double. After giving my question a bit of thought the Genie replied - that's easy my son, one of your teams will win the other will lose, and with a puff of smoke he was gone. I PLACED MY BET SATURDAY - I AM NOW HOMELESS.
