how about this then ,at Horncastle,nearly shot up

Oh yes,i used to deliver to a farm right on the very edge of the cliffs
i had delivered many time
i noticed at the very edge of the cliffs
a target
i thought it was a bow and arrow target
now im delivering this day,going down this road towards the cliff
when i recognised a noise i only heard in Kore
BRRRRP RAT,AT,AT
suddenly a jet plane shoots past me at my level
I KID YOU NOT
it was a training target for the RAF
i had missed the RED FLAG
im still here telling you the tale arnt i

 

When I read the headline I was worried for a Moment nt