How do you think Bob Woolmer died?

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Therteh six pence goes to the winner.
     
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    Nobody went for strangling I see.
     
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    Mmm.

    I think "Murdered by mentalist cricket fans" still has a chance.

    Maybe his wife did it 'cos he'd been banging women in hotel rooms behind her back?
     
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    LBW nt
     
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    Was Bob Woolmer a great player on the world stage?

    No.
    He invariably choked.

    Pass mi coit.
     
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