How is R.Tiverton coping ?

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  1. CelebrityMonkey

    CelebrityMonkey Well-Known Member

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    Simon Davey's no.1 fan has been distraught since Saturday teatime. His new Barnsley Football Club pencil lies unused and unloved.


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    Ronni Jamal : Tivtun, will you stop weepin an sniffin ah can't get to sleep !

    R.Tiverton : Sniff, sniff

    Ronni Jamal : Look, ee ad to go, ee jus want good enough !!



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    R.Tiverton ( shouting ) : He was driven out by people like you who didn't appreciate him, LOONIES shouting 'Davey OUT!'

    You know what'll happen now don't you ? He'll get another job as manager and bring his new team back to Oakwell

    one day and they will beat us 10 - 0 and YOU will have to sit there and watch it. And then you'll be sorry !!



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    Ronni Jamal : Do you want this ?

    R.Tiverton : That is Simon Davey's shoelace ! You were supposed to take it back on Saturday, now you'll never have the chance you little thief !!


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    But R.Tiverton takes the shoelace, cuddles up next to it and at last he falls into a deep sleep. He will treasure the shoelace for the rest of his days.

    But the peace does not last as Monkey awakes with a start from a disturbing dream.........



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    Monkey : ROBINS............. TITS........ROBINS.............TITS.......


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    Monkey : In the garden luv, quite a few of them in the trees....
     
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  2. madmark62

    madmark62 Well-Known Member

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    Simply crazy as usual

    bloody funny as chuff!!!! :D :D :D :D
     
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    It must take you absolutely ages to do this stuff

    ARE YOU ON GARDENING LEAVE PER CHANCE ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
     
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    Can we have a book - ala Barnsley Whale? nt
     
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    Wonderfully absurd as usual nt
     
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    CelebrityMonkey Well-Known Member

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    RE: Can we have a book - ala Barnsley Whale? nt

    Excuse my ignorance but what is the Barnsley Whale ?

    Is it a pub I've not heard of ?
     
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    CelebrityMonkey Well-Known Member

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    RE: Can we have a book - ala Barnsley Whale? nt

    Anyone got an old copy I can give my agent for her birthday ?
     
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    CelebrityMonkey Well-Known Member

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    RE: I haven`t got a copy but you might like to read this bit

    Very interesting thank you. Fancy coming on a football website looking for sense !
     
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    I have a copy - I'll keep it with the cake - yours if we can ever get it from ESL to the west stand
     
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  12. E.I. Addio

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    Ahem...

    ... one or two of the old guard are in it.
     
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    i think he should give Simon Davey his shoelace back - he will need it for his league 2 job

    no million pound strikers and 50 players to turn over in ther lower leagues.

    :)
     
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