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  1. Isl

    Isle of Wight Tyke Active Member

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    A tramp has just had a **** on the path next to our office.

    I blame Tony Blair
     
    Isle of Wight Tyke, Apr 17, 2007
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  2. Gue

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    One lump or two ?</p>

    Couple of Sundays ago saw a chap having a piss in broad daylight alongside the A632 Matlock Road. Actually pissing onto the road.</p>

    Have any other readers witnessed defacation in broad daylight ? Or even a quick piss ?</p>
     
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    COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING

    :D :D :D :D
     
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    Jay Well-Known Member

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    How do you know it was a tramp?

    It could have been a badly dressed yet permanently housed man.
     
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    RE: How do you know it was a tramp?

    He had a long coat with string for a belt, a battered trilby hat, shoes with his toes stuck out of the end and a knotted hanky holding all his posessions in.
     
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  6. Isl

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    RE: How do you know it was a tramp?

    He had a sign:

    "give me cash and watch me ****"
    Alan the Tramp
     
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    RE: How do you know it was a tramp?

    Did he wipe his bum?
     
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    RE: How do you know it was a tramp?

    I didn't pay, so I couldn't watch the finale.
     
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    Once saw a girl drop her knickers and piss in the middle of the road near Donny market. She then went straight into a pub and had to walk past thetoilets to get there.
     
    Owen Blackadder, Apr 17, 2007
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  10. Gue

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    Normal behaviour in Donny.
     
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    Reckon it was Paul Hart!

    Hit hard times the w@nker /poo
     
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