How the hell does it come off?

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  1. LDR

    LDRed Well-Known Member

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    I've tried twisting it both clockwise and anti clockwise. I've shouted at it, sworn at it, it won't budge.

    The bulb has gone but can I chuff work out how it comes off.
     
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    Who put it up?
     
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    Tyke The Tree-Frog Well-Known Member

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    Do you have to push it down and then try turn it? Like a medicine bottle or summat?
     
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    Is that bottom bit a different colour or material or anything? If it is try twisting that instead of the whole thing
     
  5. Dragon Tyke

    Dragon Tyke Well-Known Member

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    why is this engineer not at all surprised at this post

    going on the case history of the OP


    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
  6. LDR

    LDRed Well-Known Member

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    Re: why is this engineer not at all surprised at this post

    The OP is a fecking technician. Stumped.
     
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    **** it with a ******* hammer, sithi.
     
  8. LDR

    LDRed Well-Known Member

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    That's just dirt inside the fitting!
     
  9. LDR

    LDRed Well-Known Member

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    That's the next idea. I've shouted at it in both English and German but to no success.
     
  10. SuperTyke

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    I thought it might be. God knows where it always comes from.

    Try sliding the whole thing to one side or another?
     
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    Just pull it down firmly and it will un-clip.


    Or it will come away from the ceiling allowing you to fit a new one ;)
     
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    At last, someone is trying to repair the sc rebo rd.
     
  13. LDR

    LDRed Well-Known Member

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    I didn't want to use too much force in case I ended up with a new ceiling as well! But it did FINALLY come off. What a kerfuffle.
     
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    Did it go back up?
     
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    He needs to clean it first ;)
     
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    LDRed Well-Known Member

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    I'll let you know tomorrow once I've bought the correct bulbs!
     
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    It is the stalactite version of one of many of the Barnsley Scoreboard lights.

    It doesn't come off, doesn't illuminate and will never be repaired.

    Soz.
     
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    Pour coca cola in it and claim on yer insurance. hth

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    A new ceiling.


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  20. Dragon Tyke

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    have you tried

    hitting it with a hammer


    always works for me

    hope this helps

    :D
     

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