How the hell does Mark Bright

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  1. Redstone

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    get a job as a commentator? he is shocking
     
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    Still not accepting that he's not bent.
     
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    as a nine bob note.

    With Andi Peters. Fact.
     
    Oxford Red, Jun 19, 2006
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    RE: as a nine bob note.

    High pitched voices. You can allus tell.</p>
     
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    RE: as a nine bob note.

    Alan Ball?

    Not that it matters either way.
     
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    RE: as a nine bob note.

    Michelle Gayle though....good cover that.
     
    Oxford Red, Jun 19, 2006
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    RE: as a nine bob note.

    Spectacular breasts. Bit of a waste though.
     
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    RE: as a nine bob note.

    Damn shame.

    Alan Ball's breasts aren't all that.
     
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    RE: as a nine bob note.

    Michelle Gayle. Subject of many a teenage TM tangle. FACT served with a spoff jus.
     
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    RE: as a nine bob note.

    Her sweetness was your weakness indeed.
     
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    RE: as a nine bob note.

    Indeed.</p>

    South of Nottingham this weekend?</p>
     
    Tyketical M'stroke, Jun 19, 2006
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  12. Gue

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    "South of Notttingham".

    As in "forking the lady garden"?
     
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  13. Gue

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    RE: as a nine bob note.

    The one just gone or the one approaching ? Yes to both btw.</p>



    Meeting some other Southerners too. Oh joy.</p>
     
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    RE: as a nine bob note.

    I think you're a novelty to them. Do you come with subtitles?
     
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    RE: as a nine bob note.

    Prompt cards.</p>



    Getting ready for being asked about keeping coal in the bath etc.</p>
     
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    Guaranteed conversation:

    &quot;So where are you from then&quot;</p>

    &quot;Barnsley&quot;</p>

    &quot;Baaaaarn-sley?&quot;</p>

    Why do people make a ******* ridiculous sheep noise when you tell them you're from Barnsley? Why? It's not even like that's how we pronounce it!!</p>
     
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  17. Gue

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    RE: Guaranteed conversation:

    Used to have that a lot when I worked in that there London. </p>



    &quot;Barnsley ? That's near Manchester isn't it ?&quot;</p>



    &quot;Fvck off&quot;</p>
     
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    RE: Guaranteed conversation:

    I had that when I worked down south as well

    There was a guy at work from Liverpool and somebody just lumped us both in with having "northern accents" saying we sounded the same!
     
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    RE: Guaranteed conversation:

    Within one day of starting my new job I was imaginatively nicknamed 'Whippet'. Suprisingly, it has stuck and I've been called it ever since.

    They mean well....honest.
     
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    RE: Guaranteed conversation:

    I think it was an ironic name, because you're a bit slow and that.

    In the head, mainly.
     
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