How to persuade other half to get a dog?

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  1. Man

    Mancunian Tyke New Member

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    Personally would rather have a dog than kids but not having any luck winning the domestic battle as she says dog will leave hair on the sofa and **** everywhere.

    How to persuade the missus?

    Maybe throw a wobbly and say no dog = no kids?
     
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    Alityke Active Member

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    Promise & keep promise that:-

    You will walk animal even when hungover to back teeth
    You will pick up animals **** see above
    You will pay all vet bills
    You will house train animal
    You will vacuum house daily
    Animal will not go near furniture/shoes/upstairs
    You will pay for all food & accessories

    You get the picture - basically animal will have no impact on your other half.
    Thats more or less what most men expect of women wi kids even now
     
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  3. madmark62

    madmark62 Well-Known Member

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    Get one of these, impossible to leave hair anywhere!

    Chinese Crested Powder PUff, hairless mostly




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    Easy!

    Get a Schnauzer - they don't malt. As for it shitting everywhere, tell her it's good practice for when you have to toilet train kids!
     
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    madmark62 Well-Known Member

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    Or these Mexican Hairless Dog

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    Looks like the child of a shire horse

    that's had its way with Paris Hilton.
     
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    Hey I never said they were cute !

    Ugly bleeders arent they? :D :D
     
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