(pint) Just onto my 2nd Vodka n coke, and it struck me that this bullitin board is another habit Ive got myself into.....and I dont think....Ive the strength to .......stop looking.......help me Cazi......make it stop....
If only it were that easy Cazi could make it stop, sure, but it would only start again somewhere else. "Time to stop chippying around and kidding yourself, Kid, you're hooked, heavy as lead"
RE: If only it were that easy This is how sad its got... Im desperatley searching my hard drive for a suitible avitar to clip on my postings. Oh dear. Todays joke (no need to read on too far, you can see the punch line coming a mile off) A man is racing down the motorway doing 110 when he spys all to late a copper with his speed camers by the motorway bridge. When the copper catches up with said motorist,he says, all cocky like, "could you not find a runway then lad"? and then continues to ask, "why the rush Sterling" "I need to get to work, sharpish" the lad replies. "Doing what" "Im a rectum stretcher" says our boy. "whats that involve " asks the inquisitive policeman. "well" he explains"I insert a lubricated finger, then stretch the rectum until I can fit 2 fingers in.Then I insert 3 fingers, then 4, then a fist, and then continue with the other hand...Then I stretch and stretch and stretch , until I have an arsehole at least 6 foot wide"! "What do you do with a 6 foot arsehole"? "Stick on a motorway with a speed camera" Now THATS a joke
RE: If only it were that easy made me laugh , but these cigars i'm smoking would even make jonathon laugh ....(blaze)
